A short time ago, on a tiny crusty linux box, not so far far away...
Hell Has Officially Frozen Over
09/12/24
Holy mobsters Batman!! Mike is everywhere!
We don't know how he does it! Mike is so clever and studly. Clearly a superior mobster. Yeah it's taking me a while to change the names on all of my accounts, but it's fun. Might change some more later. Maybe some of them actually are Mike, maybe they aren't Mike. Maybe Mike has moles in Phoenix? Maybe I have moles in Phoenix? The mind wonders...
08/25/24
Hear ye Hear ye!
Mike Hughes has keys to every single account in the game. We know this is an absolute truth because Dave Rudal tells us this on a regular basis.
That is all.
07/17/24
Stupid is as stupid does
The Dave/Robbie uniperson is still at it. Tom apparently has no fucks to give. Not the outcome I expected. Maybe we should ask to talk to the manager?